okay, it was worth visiting you just to see that message…his-ter-ical! I sent you an invite to a event/hop…I think I may have to follow you now, if this is any indication of your humor…thx for the moment! june
I found your site via Amazon´s top reviewers page.
Let´s just skip the full introduction and get down to the grovelling and begging. I am having absolutely no luck finding anyone to help me out in this great and scary endeavor to self publish and sell books.
So I have to conclude that a. my books are terrible or b. people suck or c. I suck. (It very well could be c. I do get cranky without a bagel and a coffee first thing in the morning.
So I am wondering what it would take to get you to review one of my books. I can take someone out for you. Seriously. That nasty neighbor whose dog does number 2 on your lawn? He´s gone. I learned how to do it from Breaking Bad. He´ll be nothing but sludge within a week.
No. Ok, name it. I´ll do your laundry. Just please HELP!
Ok, my bio.
I am a Canadian - Mexican writer. To date I have written 3 books about dogs. A Novel, a memoir of the dogs in our family and my current dog Rose and a short story collection about the dogs of Mexico.
If I were to send you a copy of one of my books, would you possibly read and review it? Of course, this would be at your leisure and I hope you feel no obligation. Also, let me mention that if, upon reading my book, you find it anywhere as bad as 50 Shades of Grey, I will buy you a small Mexican villa on the Riviera Maya.
I have all my books available in .mobi for Kindle, .epub for Nook or .pdf. Thank you for your time. Have a nice day, eh!
Having already written books two and three from this series, I am looking for a literary agent and reviews. “Come the Kingdom” was published a few months ago by Dorrance. Here is a overview and synopsis of book one:
“Come the Kingdom,” does not have a clearly defined genre: Adventure? Mystery? Romance? Religion? All of these categories are combined in a manuscript about a world that exists long after we are gone; only a few remnants remain in stone as mankind returns to world without electronics or Democracy. Good and evil tugs at the ropes of power as the Prophecy, almost forgotten, comes into play. King Charlatan is well aware a child has been born who will threaten his throne. Tucked into seventy thousand words of unrelenting action and mystery, how will the child of the Prophecy accomplish his goals?
Ran Riel Ran Agam is born just before his Mother is murdered by the King’s ruthless agents. Years later having been raised on an island by a bevy of sea creatures and two silkies, Riel begins to fulfill his quest. As he learns and grows, he is connected with a mythical, spiritual being named Liam. Accompanied by a band of unusual compatriots, Riel evades the King’s ruthless minions trying to kill him but ends up in a society of religious people who depend on dwarves as their slaves. Princess Estar uses pheromones and subterfuge and bands with her Father, King Kester, to lock Riel into marrying her. Riel must decide what he stands for, who will stand with him and whether he will give his life for what he believes in.
Book two, “The Desert People,” and “The Dry Bones,” are written and ready to be published.
okay, it was worth visiting you just to see that message…his-ter-ical! I sent you an invite to a event/hop…I think I may have to follow you now, if this is any indication of your humor…thx for the moment! june
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Delete*I would love to win the $50.00 GC so I can buy more books so my husband can stop __tching about money I spend on books!
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DeleteHi there,
ReplyDeleteI found your site via Amazon´s top reviewers page.
Let´s just skip the full introduction and get down to the grovelling and begging. I am having absolutely no luck finding anyone to help me out in this great and scary endeavor to self publish and sell books.
So I have to conclude that a. my books are terrible or b. people suck or c. I suck. (It very well could be c. I do get cranky without a bagel and a coffee first thing in the morning.
So I am wondering what it would take to get you to review one of my books. I can take someone out for you. Seriously. That nasty neighbor whose dog does number 2 on your lawn? He´s gone. I learned how to do it from Breaking Bad. He´ll be nothing but sludge within a week.
No. Ok, name it. I´ll do your laundry. Just please HELP!
Ok, my bio.
I am a Canadian - Mexican writer. To date I have written 3 books about dogs. A Novel, a memoir of the dogs in our family and my current dog Rose and a short story collection about the dogs of Mexico.
http://www.amazon.com/s/ref=nb_sb_noss_1?url=search-alias%3Ddigital-text&field-keywords=david%20gordon%20burke&sprefix=david+g%2Cdigital-text
If I were to send you a copy of one of my books, would you possibly read and review it? Of course, this would be at your leisure and I hope you feel no obligation. Also, let me mention that if, upon reading my book, you find it anywhere as bad as 50 Shades of Grey, I will buy you a small Mexican villa on the Riviera Maya.
I have all my books available in .mobi for Kindle, .epub for Nook or .pdf.
Thank you for your time. Have a nice day, eh!
David Gordon Burke
davidburke63@gmail.com
https://bookstore.dorrancepublishing.com/come-the-kingdom-ebook/
ReplyDeleteHaving already written books two and three from this series, I am looking for a literary agent and reviews. “Come the Kingdom” was published a few months ago by Dorrance. Here is a overview and synopsis of book one:
“Come the Kingdom,” does not have a clearly defined genre: Adventure? Mystery? Romance? Religion? All of these categories are combined in a manuscript about a world that exists long after we are gone; only a few remnants remain in stone as mankind returns to world without electronics or Democracy. Good and evil tugs at the ropes of power as the Prophecy, almost forgotten, comes into play. King Charlatan is well aware a child has been born who will threaten his throne. Tucked into seventy thousand words of unrelenting action and mystery, how will the child of the Prophecy accomplish his goals?
Ran Riel Ran Agam is born just before his Mother is murdered by the King’s ruthless agents. Years later having been raised on an island by a bevy of sea creatures and two silkies, Riel begins to fulfill his quest. As he learns and grows, he is connected with a mythical, spiritual being named Liam. Accompanied by a band of unusual compatriots, Riel evades the King’s ruthless minions trying to kill him but ends up in a society of religious people who depend on dwarves as their slaves. Princess Estar uses pheromones and subterfuge and bands with her Father, King Kester, to lock Riel into marrying her. Riel must decide what he stands for, who will stand with him and whether he will give his life for what he believes in.
Book two, “The Desert People,” and “The Dry Bones,” are written and ready to be published.
Heather Coen-970-361-4268
coen851@gmail.com